‘Helping in the allotment’ OR ‘Reasons not to get a doggo’

January 1, 2018 § 6 Comments

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According to eldest daughter…

  1. Mud splattered everywhere – even on bedroom ceiling
  2. Barking. Anytime – especially at night when wants to play
  3. No room for humans on sofas anymore
  4. Chronic feeling of guilt when goes out without doggo
  5. Doggo likes burping in face when feeling full and cheerful
  6. Stinky ass farts (not my words, mind), when particularly full and even more cheerful
  7. Paw marks on bed sheets. Bits and bobs under duvet that couldn’t have got there by themselves, like interesting twigs, pre historic sparrow corpse, rotting tennis ball
  8. Recurrent teenage behaviour, eg. not listening, falling in river, getting stuck down rabbit holes. Has to be rescued so can do it again
  9. No Christmas decorations this year. Mysteriously all chewed up

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